In Dateland Dateland
I'm going to Dateland
For reasons I cannot explain
There's some part of me wants to see
Dateland
I'm going to Dateland
For reasons I cannot explain
There's some part of me wants to see
Dateland
Maybe I've a reason to believe
We all will be received
In Dateland
(my apologies to Paul Simon)
I've been coming up dry on the dating scene lately, so what better place to find a date than Dateland!
Hmmm... is my date waiting behind one of those trees?
Getting closer? 
Wow! Look at all those dates just hanging around saying "pick me! pick me!"
Unfortunately, not the kind of date I was looking for.
I must admit, I've never tried one of the famous date shakes. There just aren't enough rest stops between Dateland and Phoenix to risk tasting that delight.
